The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme: Konstantin Maksimov
(My answers/commentary will be in italics, but Konstantin will be answering the majority of this himself.)
Do they have any daily rituals?
There’s nothing, as far as rituals, that he has to do every day, so this is just a basic schedule of an average day for him.
Vake up. Den go eat breakfast vit Zamira. Love de food she cooks. Ees very good. *he smiles a little* Eef have mission, den go do dat, fight REDs. Eef not mission, den spend time vit Zamira. *his smile widens a bit*
What does their bedroom look like?
Other than this, he has a secret stash of Celine Dion CD’s under his bed.
Ees normal room. Has bed, desk vit radio and lamp, chair, shelf, rug, closet, and bathroom.
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
His weights are kept in his closet.
Battles are good exercise, but like to lift veights vhen I can. Keep up strength. *a slightly proud smile graces his lips*
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
He can make simple things, but he lets Zamira cook for him a lot of the time because he loves her cooking so much.
Mostly eat food dat Zamira cooks for me. *he smiles* But, eef I could not have dat, den vould just make someting or find someting else.
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
He’s pretty average in this area. He keeps himself and his workspace clean, but not obsessively so. A little mess is fine with him.
Am neat person, mostly. Do not like lot of mess.
Eating habits and sample daily menu.
He’s a Heavy. He eats. A lot.
Da. Like food. Favorites are doughnuts, mangoes, and food dat Zamira cooks for me. Like her cooking best… *he smiles sheepishly, blushing a little*
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time?
In case his crush on Zamira wasn’t evident by now….
Like spending time vit Zamira. Ees favorite thing to do in free time. Ees fun and relaxing. She ees fun to talk to, and ees nice to me. Ve hev lot of…. *he pauses, searching for the proper word* ….compatibility togeder. *he smiles again, sure of his word choice* Also like painting. Ees very relaxing efter long day of fighting.
Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging?
Oh lordy, you get to hear about his quilty pleasure… xD
Besides spending time vit Zamira, I like music. Celine Dion is favorite. Know all her songs.
…..This is the most random question.
Nyet. Am a man. Do not need dat.
Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
Despite his past, he’s still a really upbeat and friendly guy.
Cannot tink of any.
He’s actually pretty smart, despite being called stupid when he was in school, for not speaking English properly.
Da. Like tings like dat sometimes. Some peeple tink am not smart because I cannot speak English vell. But, dey are wrong. Am smarter den I sound. *a bit of a proud smile*
Favorite book genre?
Yes, he’s a mushy little thing.
Like fantasy and romance stories. Ones dat hev happy endings.
Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
He’s bisexual and biromantic, but is a little shy to talk about things like that.
*he blushes, visibly uncomfortable* Um.. Like both…. And vhat other peeple like doesn’t metter to me. Ees not big deal.
Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
Other than his size, he’s normal.
Nyet. Never had anyting like dat.
Biggest and smallest short term goal?
Oh gosh, I don’t even know these kinds of things for myself a lot of the time, so thinking of them for another person….
Beegest ees…. *he stops, his face turning red as his focus suddenly drops to his feet* …to tell Zamira about feelings for her… *his eyes are still on his feet, now shuffling* Smallest ees to meet new people on team.
Biggest and smallest long term goal?
Again, I don’t even know these kinds of things for myself a lot of the time, so thinking of them for another person is difficult.
*he looks up from his feet, his face less red now* Beegest ees to make friends and protect dem. Smallest ees to not need to fight anymore.
Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress?
He wears pretty much the same thing most of the time.
Mostly vear BLU uniform. Ees fine for anyting. Do not hev any formal clothes eef dat ees vhat you are asking.
I was so temped to put vodka, simply because he’s Russian….
Like fruit juice. Ees good.
What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
Despite his blushing, it’s really not anything dirty. He’s just easily embarassed.
*he blushes again, his smile turning whistful* ….Tink about Zamira. Like her a lot… Makes me happy.
Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
Nothing really noteworthy to speak of here.
Nyet. Vas healthy child.
…..And cue the rampant blushing.
*his eyes widen significantly, immediately regretting agreeing to answering all these questions as his face begins to practically glow bright red* ………Can ve skip quvestion? Ees embarassing…
Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
He’s an artsy-fartsy guy.
Vould probably sketch painting idea.
How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
Like I said on the last one that was relating to this topic, a little mess is fine with him, but he’s generally neat.
Da. Like to keep tings simple and organized.
Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
He was a pretty good student all the way around, despite all the teasing he got during his school days.
Vas good at most tings. English vas bit of a challenge, though.
How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
This is great character development, but I don’t even plan these things for myself…
*the whistful smile appears on his face again, accompanied by a light blush* …Maybe, if fighting stops, could be vit Zamira….
Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
…….I plan for my characters’ futures more than my own…
Vant to eventually stop fighting and go someplace nicer. Maybe vit friends. Eef doesn’t vork… vill be sad. …… But, vill do de best vit vhat I hev.
What is their biggest regret?
Pfft, he’s too nice for that. Too carefree.
*he frowns a little, thinking* Don’t really hev any. *shrugs*
Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
Oh gosh, he’s a friggin’ teddy bear, he hates no one.
Zamira ees best friend. *he smiles whole-heartedly* And vould like to make other friends. But, do not hev any real enemies. Only de peeple dat vould try to hurt friends.
Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg. The house is on fire! What do they do?)
Pfft, he’d be carrying people out of a burning building.
Vould make sure everyone vas safe.
Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg. close family member suddenly dies)
He doesn’t really have much in terms of family. Zamira is the only really close person to him as of yet.
Don’t hev much family, really. Just hev Zamira. And if lost her……. *his voice trails off, not wanting to even think about it*
Most prized possession?
Pfft, oh here we go with the guilty pleasure again…
Celine Dion CDs. Hev big collection. Love dem all.
Thoughts on material possessions in general?
He’s kind of the same as me, but I admit, I like stuff a bit more than he does.
Need some tings. But not too much.
Concept of home and family?
He doesn’t really have one all that much, because of his past.
Do not know vhat vone ees really like. Didn’t hev one. But, ees ok. Can make new family vit friends. *he smiles again, blushing a little* …And maybe Zamira vould like to hev a family. Don’t know vithout asking her, but…. Too embarassed to ask.
Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
Oh gosh yes, the poor dear’s a private person. He’s way to shy and easily embarassed not to be.
Share tings vit friends, but am shy.
What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
He’s a causal painter, but not to shabby at it, either.
Enjoy painting. Ees relaxing.
What makes them feel guilty?
He’s incredibly loyal, so anything he might do that would accidentally hurt someone he cared about would make him feel extremely guilty.
Don’t like hurting peeple. Ees bad.
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
Being a mushy-bear, he sometimes thinks with his heart instead of his head, but not all the time.
Try to tink logically most of time. But sometimes, emotions decide instead.
Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
(( Here’s a link, because I had to look up what it was, too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_A_and_Type_B_personality_theory ))
Am type B, mostly. Am easy-going and calm.
What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
You ship KonstantinxZamira yet…? No? well, you’re going to.
Talking vit Zamira alvays makes me happy. She ees alvays so nice.
Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
Nah, he’s pretty cool about things like that.
Nyet. Am neither.
How misanthropic are they?
Oh geez, this kid would bring home a box full of abandoned kittens. He’s hugely misanthropic.
Very. Like helping peeple. Makes me happy to make others happy.
He’s a man of simple tastes.
Like to paint, leesten to music, talk vit Zamira, and eat.
How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
I could elaborate more on this, but I’m too lazy to right now.
Vent through highschool. Got dat far. Tink dat ees good enough for me. But, am open to learning new tings. School vas just not best place for me. Vas teased a lot. Am glad to be out of dere and vhere I can make friends now.
He’s never really thought about it. So, he’s pretty much Agnostic, but open.
Never really put much tought into it. Am open to different ideas.
Superstitions or views on the occult?
He’s less into it than I am.
*he shrugs* Am not superstitious guy.
Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
Both. Both. Both is good.
If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
Oh geez, prepare yourself for blushing and awkward cuteness…
*he blushes immediately at the personal nature of the question, but smiles softly, thinking, and then says in a quiet voice* …….If dat happened, vould probably be vit someone like Zamira…
How do they express love?
Last boarding call for Fluff Central Station, all passengers please board the train now and take your seats. Thank you.
*he chuckles sheepishly, still blushing from the last question* Vould do anyting for dem. Vould be vhatever dey needed me to be. Vould take care of dem, make sure dey know dey are loved. Vould give lots of hugs. Comfort dem vhen dey are sad. Vould devote self to dem.
If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
He’s a Heavy. He’d be good at this.
If did not hev vweapon. Vould use fists. Vould get de job done. *he smiles a little triumphantly to himself*
Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
He’s not keen on the idea, but he it’s a war zone. He kind of has to be prepared for that.
Nyet. Do not vant to die, but am not afraid. Dis ees var. Must be ready for dat.